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The Great Circus of Life

Life, and it’s many ironic fortunes
“We’re all clowns in the great circus of life”
by sansdrew October 31, 2022
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Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off
by shartacus October 7, 2022
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Circus Ole

When a man sticks two fingers in his ass, and proceeds to jerk off at the same time.
I’m gonna commence in some Circus Ole later tonight.
by dudewhytfcantifindausername January 2, 2022
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Circus tent

What a lot of the COVID testing sites look like. Some of these folks doing the testing would say their patients are testing their patience, but the ones really getting tested are the people that got in line for a test, a shot, or a (morale) booster.
No wonder people aren't going to the regular circus anymore, the circus split into numerous local branches when it came to town instead of one big top, and it has yet to pack up and leave town. Have you ever seen a circus tent in one town for this long?
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
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Circus tent

The people at the COVID test sites that look like circus tents might say that they are forced to deal with patients testing their patience, but really these folks in line for a test, a vaccine, or a (morale) booster aren't there because they want to be there in line, they are there because they were told they had too (though technically they weren't forced as in do this or die/get detained) and weren't told by anyone whether there were any other options than getting/staying in line at the nearest circus tent.
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
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Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.
That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!
by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022
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Circus Fadge

A colourful, humorous, acrobatic, brave or grotesque lady garden
At least I don’t have a circus fadge that people throw rotten vegetables at
by Bearded Biff September 26, 2021
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