Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.
This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm
by Mickey_____ December 20, 2021
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Christmas Must

A non-alcoholic bevrage consumed in Scandenavia, often during christmas and easter, when it's called "Påskmust".
Damn, that's som fine christmas must

Santa likes our must

Don't be greedy with that must!
by Daniel Craig McFister December 30, 2008
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Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.
She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!
by rlobster December 24, 2016
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Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 25, 2011
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Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.
Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties
by Kent Bigcannon March 26, 2018
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Christmas Block

The Christmas preventing equivalent of a cock-block, either resulting in the loss of christmas or an event of equal significance.
Alexander: Oh man, my house burned down right before the holidays!

Derek: Wow, what a Christmas block
by derek the doctor December 25, 2009
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pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang
I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns
by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019
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