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Chocolate Wolverine

When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.

Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).

Difficulty: 8.5/10
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
by Dr. Manhattan 69 June 26, 2009
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Chocolate Cufflink

The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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chocolate milk belly

bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah
by pepperoniplayboy November 30, 2015
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Chocolatier

•Kim Wonshiks sexual preference
•F*cking a person in the butt
"Did you hear the noises coming from Ravis room last night? He's such a chocolatier."
by urbandiccionaryuser August 21, 2017
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Chocolat Syndrome

When a song sounds terrible at first, but after a few repeats, it sounds like the best song ever. This term was derived from the Korean girl group, Chocolat. Chocolat made their debut with "Syndrome" which sounded pretty bad but later on rose to fame.
This song kinda sucks but it probably just got that Chocolat Syndrome.
by willmyster April 26, 2013
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triple chocolate threat theory

The theory that when 3 black girls come within a foot of eachother, they have no choice but to burst into dance. This theory only applies if they are standing still.
So me and my friend were talking about politics, and Shaniqua came by, so we dropped it like it was hot! (example of the triple chocolate threat theory in action)
by Delkral April 27, 2008
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