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Radio Candle

Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.
Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.
by King Shlong July 25, 2015
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mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
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god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.
Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.
My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.
by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.
We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles
by ILoveUSean February 29, 2024
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