candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.

Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

candle princess

A pale person who never goes out into direct sunlight due to their fear of getting burnt or being too hot and melting. Often covering their face with a parasol in summer and wearing factor 50 suncream no matter the season.

Oh she wont want to come to the park, she's such a candle princess!

by Boopityboopityboo January 4, 2020

Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye

Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock

by Thetallmf September 3, 2017

Candle

Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo

Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)

by Deedsbee May 29, 2017

Votive candle

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.

That is my votive candle definition and story.

by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018

Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

worth the candle

Old idiom that means the potential benefits or rewards of an action or endeavor should justify the effort, time, or resources invested in it. The phrase has its origins in the idea of needing a candle to provide light for an activity, and the light should be worth the cost of the candle itself.

John: Is driving all the way across town for a cup of coffee really worth the candle?
Mary: Yes!

by R. eiwetS November 6, 2023