cake

the best food ever and the best way to get fat, fast!!
i'm gonna go have 11 cakes cuz i want to be fat!!
by lil1189 October 05, 2005
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Name given to a tea-phobic teen after been hit on the back the head unknowingly, this leads to embarisment as it seems that the cake stain is seaman.

the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley
by McLovin' 69 October 14, 2007
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Something that is fucking funny. Seriously makes you laugh.

#1: A nigger got beaten hard.
#2: That's so cake!



#1: My sister shat her insides out :'(.
#2: CAKE!
by BigWetShit February 18, 2009
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fat,huge not thin chubby
dizzam that gurl is made of cake
by WING January 25, 2004
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Being burned alive at a party in front of a jeering audience for informing on a criminal inside a pantomime cake
N00b- What a Great Party!
party goer- You didn't see the cake they had there?
N00b- What do you mean? I don't like cake
party goer- Just dont inform on these criminals or you'll be burned alive inside a cake at a party too
by Undead April 10, 2007
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a food ate during birthdays or other special events.

Something fat people eat when they're hungry.
My birthday cake is so cool

Dude, look athat fat kid eat taht cake.
by noneofyourdamnbuisness June 08, 2004
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Coccain;an addictive drug
what else do you want me to say? :S
by da_preach August 23, 2003
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