cake

To Cum your boxers in over-excitement.

Dude, that band was so good, I caked!

by Josh Cormier September 12, 2006

Cake

1. A band. An awesome one at that. With amazing songs such as Never There, The Distance, Short Skirt Long Jacket, Frank Sinatra and many more.

2. A delicious pastry.

1. Cake is one of my most favourite bands. My favourite song by them is Frank Sinatra.

2. Cake is tasty!

by Tim Gaertener October 5, 2010

Cake

Name given to a tea-phobic teen after been hit on the back the head unknowingly, this leads to embarisment as it seems that the cake stain is seaman.

the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley

gareth rose.

blah blah blah blah cake.

by McLovin' 69 October 30, 2007

cake

fat,huge not thin chubby

dizzam that gurl is made of cake

by WING January 24, 2004

cake

Being burned alive at a party in front of a jeering audience for informing on a criminal inside a pantomime cake

N00b- What a Great Party!
party goer- You didn't see the cake they had there?
N00b- What do you mean? I don't like cake
party goer- Just dont inform on these criminals or you'll be burned alive inside a cake at a party too

by Undead April 16, 2007

cake

a food ate during birthdays or other special events.

Something fat people eat when they're hungry.

My birthday cake is so cool

Dude, look athat fat kid eat taht cake.

by noneofyourdamnbuisness June 8, 2004

Cake

Coccain;an addictive drug

what else do you want me to say? :S

by da_preach August 23, 2003