paper backing

to smack one's behind with a soft cover college textbook while they are on all fours

Billy: "Sarah's so kinky man, she's into paper backing"
Josh: "Which textbook did you use?"
Billy: "The calculus one, man"
Josh: "Hot"

by asdfmaker May 30, 2018

Salford Bricking It

Tommy Fury’s version of shitting it

‘I’m Salford bricking it’

by Cloggydon July 11, 2019

turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019

Jalon Brockington

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.

Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*

by UrBestFriendVoid69 November 15, 2019

Gender Brackish

A straight male or female who can recognize the sexual draw of a person of the same sex, but who does not desire to have penetrative sex with that person.

John said, "Damn, have you seen Ted. He's looking fly!"
Leroy says "Don't worry Ted, he isn't trying to have sex with you. John is just Gender Brackish."

by SubaPhil March 16, 2021

Double backing

While you and partner lay there in bed naked next to each other jumping the air and talking dirty to each other.

The couple were double backing late at night.

by Dr Jekyll619 March 27, 2021

Jack Blacking

When a metal head leaves their usual listening stance and enters a full body spasm including strange facial and hand gestures, possibly paired with mouth guitar noises due to quality heavy music.

My girlfriend caught me Jack Blacking to Gojira in the bathroom last night and now she won't return my calls.

by Raven_ousx December 18, 2021