A name for a style of audio roleplay by VAs focused on intimate relationships, often used on YouTube where the audio stops right before it becomes sexual and then linked away to a site that allows more sexual content and/or includes a paywall.
The audio usually tells a narrative leading up to kissing, touching, or sex and will simulate such sounds but no actual sex is had.
The audio is generally a conversation where the VA will play their own side of a conversation but leave the listeners side silent so listeners can imagine themselves as partaking.
Extensive foley is added to the audio including everything from rain to doors closing and cooking.
It is not asmr in the traditional sense as it is not intended to provoke tingles but rather arousal or at least excitment.
It is basically audio porn.
The audio usually tells a narrative leading up to kissing, touching, or sex and will simulate such sounds but no actual sex is had.
The audio is generally a conversation where the VA will play their own side of a conversation but leave the listeners side silent so listeners can imagine themselves as partaking.
Extensive foley is added to the audio including everything from rain to doors closing and cooking.
It is not asmr in the traditional sense as it is not intended to provoke tingles but rather arousal or at least excitment.
It is basically audio porn.
by Laura Some Number October 14, 2022
Get the boyfriend asmrmug. This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.
(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!
by the2ndflood March 6, 2008
Get the Psychic Boyfriendmug. When you're about to ask a girl out and during the conversation she intentionally inserts a line about her boyfriend so you'll back off.
Boy: "I enjoy riding my Harley on days like this. I have a backseat..."
Girl: "Oh, yeah Jared has a Honda. He takes me out on it all the time."
Boy: "Ohhhhh!!! The boyfriend bomb! See ya."
Girl: "Oh, yeah Jared has a Honda. He takes me out on it all the time."
Boy: "Ohhhhh!!! The boyfriend bomb! See ya."
by Evinah May 13, 2008
Get the boyfriend bombmug. girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine
by Waleedz E June 14, 2009
Get the Boyfriend #2mug. A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.
by pdrea December 26, 2008
Get the ex boyfriendmug. A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the vibrator boyfriendmug. a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.
"It's gonna cost me too much money to go see you" -shitty boyfriend ex.1
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
by lalskslals March 4, 2009
Get the shitty boyfriendmug.