bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018

Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake

Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks

by EnglishMamba June 26, 2019

Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks

Arjun is a Bollock Head

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019

Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Bollocks

When angry people vote emotionally on a simple binary question that needs a rational understanding of what is a complex issue and then only pass muster by a whisker and expect everyone else to be bound forever by that vote, I say bollocks. I said bollocks to Mugabe who always won on simple binary votes; I say bollocks to Hitler and all the other tyrants in recent history who won popular/populist votes.

I say "Bollocks to Brexit"

"Bollocks to Brexit"

by Bwanamkubwa May 10, 2019

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019