Boring Snob

Any person who sits there dryly listening to your best efforts at conversation all the while looking as though they couldn't care less whether your presence was there or not.

A boring snob can be found at any "upper class" social event found lazily drinking their alcohol, taking pictures with expensive cameras, while discussing the Ivy league they attended.

If you approach someone wearing boat shoes and they can hardly talk without addressing how "crazy" and "outgoing" you are, these are probably snobs. Due to mostly the fact that they have their heads so far up their own butts they rarely get out and enjoy life with the rest of us.

The worst thing about boring snobs is that they are so incapable of carrying on any form of conversation that doesn't have to do with skiing or how their high paying job just can't do anything right at the cooperate level. Really...

by Middle Class Act October 23, 2011

boring burger

Whenever there are extravagant choices on the menu, but you just choose a boring burger.

Man look at this variety of choices, and you're just getting the boring burger?!

by Rob Lobsta September 21, 2016

boringball

Another term for Baseball, because it's boring it watch.

Person A: Does any one still watch Boringball?
Person B: Nah, Boringball is America's past-time sport for a reason.

by HockeyRules March 2, 2017

Bobbing for Apples

a sex act in which you place an apple is a woman’s vagina and then precede to try to pull it out using your teeth

you: “i went bobbing for apples with jessica last night!”
your homie: “oh damn did you get one?”
you: “nah dawg it’s still stuck down there”

by lil' BOBO September 12, 2020

boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber

this is some boring crap screw this meeting

by grayson4949 September 30, 2020

Borinken

Sexiness incarnate, just complete and utter beauty. This name alone gives god a boner and makes him want to sin.

Borinken is so beautiful

by Litty_t_itty December 27, 2020

fuckin boring

Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.

Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring

by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020