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Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.
"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"
by KingPan420 December 28, 2023
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Blueberry

Did you eat the blueberry?
Yes
You fat bastard
by Cigarette muncher January 9, 2024
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Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.
Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner
by MethWizard November 22, 2023
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Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.
Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.
by MethWizard November 22, 2023
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Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.
She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!
by italionostalliono May 23, 2024
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blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.
I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.
by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024
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Blueberry Princess

A Blueberry Princess is a girl who takes a specific, playful fetish to the extreme. It refers to someone who enjoys the physical sensation of being "filled" to capacity—specifically with blueberries—in every available orifice.
The term implies a mix of sensory play (the cold, round texture of the fruit) and humiliation or praise play, where the "Princess" is treated as a vessel for the fruit until she is literally "stuffed" blue. It is often a messy, high-intensity act that prioritizes the visual of the fruit against the skin and the physical pressure of the "filling."
The Ritual
• The Preparation: Usually involves a massive amount of chilled or room-temperature berries to create a temperature contrast.
• The Act: The "filling" process is often slow and deliberate, turning the body into a living fruit bowl.
• The Aftermath: The "Blueberry Princess" is often left stained and sticky, making the cleanup a secondary part of the sexual experience.
"The bed was a carnage of crushed fruit and fluids as Harrison relentlessly hammered the berries into me, leaving me as his Blueberry Princess: leaking, overfilled, and completely wrecked."
by HarryLs February 24, 2026
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