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Lung Blower

The nickname for 9x19mm parabellum. Given by the 46th president of the United States after Incorrectly stating "9 mm blows the lungs out of the body"
Person 1: man I'm going to get some Winchester lung blowers. According to our president it is really effective
by SparhawkTB August 30, 2023
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Linkedin Blower

A person (usually with a fancy title) who feels the need to comment, share, & post on their profile or feed 24/7. Usually on people who are their subordinates or lower peers. Very common on people who share a promotion. These comments are like “I am so proud and love seeing you climb the ladder” “Welcome to our team” “watching you grow on your journey is exciting keep up the hard work
Omg Taylor our CFO was on Linkedin congratulating our intern who just got promoted to file cabinet cleaner, and he posted it on linked in. She’s a such a Linkedin Blower…Taylor said

“Congrats Richie..Keep up the hard work! I remember when you interned for me, those files cabinets are lucky to have you”
by drswipe007 September 5, 2023
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Ball Browner

A series of farts that one at a time leave a brown film on a mans ball sack. He then proceeds to just take a wrince off shower for several days while unsuspectingly his farts coat the back side of his balls with something brown. After several days he smells like shit to everyone around. As he wipes the best he can he wonders why he has so many skid marks. Finally after several weeks he uses soap and the skid marks stop forming and the smell of shit goes away.
That guy has been victimized by the Ball Browner. It's obvious because he fats constantly.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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Ball Browner

A series of farts that create a large brown bubble and layer your ball sack with shit. When checking the balls with toilet paper the residue from the farts covers the toilet paper in brown shit.
That guys been experiencing a ball browner, he smells like shit.
by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023
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Ball Browner

A series of farts that layers the ball sack with a layer of brown shit. When a limpy wristed fag finds out about it they are attracted to the ball sack as they want to lick the shit off of it as they are used to sucking their own poop off a pole.
That fag wants to lick the ball browner.
by The RONA Wigger October 31, 2023
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Boardroom Browner

When having a 3-Way in a boardroom and you shit on one of the participants forehead.
Yesterday after the quarterly meeting we did a Boardroom Browner.
by TNA Drinks January 27, 2024
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Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads
by Big dam February 28, 2024
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