Bloke

The act of choking while giving a blow job, often experienced by those with an overactive gag reflex or a small mouth.

I tried to have this girl blow me last night but all she could do was bloke the whole time

by Jjsteelers April 7, 2019

Bloke

Dickhead

Damo is a Bloke

by Coxy2007 October 25, 2020

coke bloke

A scummy Brit who rails cocaine

Have you me George? He's a complete coke bloke

by Rogerrockhill November 21, 2013

Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca January 4, 2017

bass blaney

Gay as fuck

Bass blaney likes it in the ass

by Yoooooooooooinigha June 19, 2017

Benjamen Blane Taylor

a name that only one person in America has this name as of 11/11/2021 the time of writing this
His nick name is Ben the duck lord and he is me the writer

Hey Benjamen or Ben the duck lord

Benjamen Blane Taylor: the name of one person in America

by The duck lord name isn't known November 11, 2021

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019