Cat Bliss

The type of extreme and absolute happiness that is so simple it can only be reached by a cat

"I am so happy, the only thing that could make me happier is if I reached cat bliss."

by hubercl September 11, 2009

Black trash

Un educated. Looking for answers from the educated white ppl. Ruthless, no potential. Looking for handouts. RUDE X10. Stalks neighbors, and listens constantly. Stalk’s… shouldn’t be able to just be around and do what they want, a regret to society… and huge let down. No shame for their RUTHLESS behavior. Wanting help but doesn’t use right resources, uses ppl instead. Sits on their ass basically all day long, complaining of life not going accordingly to their expectations. Overall a mistake to live near. Or try to consist with. Dramatic again x10. Won’t ever mind their own p’s and q’s. Is mean and not a cooperating adult.

“Hey neighbor” “I don’t speak to people like you” “Black trash”

by Milesk May 23, 2022

Bloodcock

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012

BLCD

A 'BLCD' Is basically,
you take two guys.
You make them sound like they're having sex with each other.
But you won't see anything.

Hey, did you buy that new ten count blcd?

by 1000Pesos April 6, 2017

blowing dodge

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

Blempty

The feeling of not having to pee at all.

I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.

by JBennett February 14, 2009

blowsty

eating a frosty while getting a blowjob

yo man i just got a blowsty it was delicious

by lawton&jennings January 11, 2011