Benjamin

An irregular bowl movement. Also likely the alternative name for the complete imbecile Godzooky, the son of Godzilla.

"Woah, did your stomach just utter a Benjamin?"

by aduckbyanyothername March 2, 2018

Benjamin buttoned

Starting a relationship in reverse.

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.

by Bonoz June 30, 2018

Benjamin Johnson

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin is that one guy who still has to give you that 5 bucks. You allways remind him but he never gives it back. Don’t be a Benjamin

Greg: Hey benjamin can you give me my 5 bucks back?
Benjamin: Yeah man, i’ll give it to you tomorrow.

by Jur1234 August 16, 2019

Benjamin Allbright

The literal definition of a queer

Dude stop being a Benjamin Allbright

by Bigdick41 September 10, 2019

Benjamin

nice also can be dark, Shy, sweet, Benjamin is someone who will care for his veryyyyyy close friends for as long as he knows them and he is veryy loving also is smart secretive and evil to his friends and laughs when the scream in terror:)

Benjamin is the devil Me: THAT IS NOT APART OF THE SCRIPT. also the person whom wrote this

by Not real piece of Toast April 8, 2020

Benjamin Tuch

Super hot guy Who gets all the girls he wants he’s definitely not a depressed guy who is making this to make their self-esteem to go up and not kill them self

Benjamin Tuch is hot

by I hate gaiys October 30, 2020