Flea Bites

Really bad acne

She needs some face wipes for her flea bites.

by faithie822 February 20, 2017

Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.

I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.

by sedclev April 17, 2017

Jeffery Bimpson

A large man with hard testicles and likes getting a lot of blowys.

Yes my G Jeffery Bimpson lets get pissed with the lads.

by BeggarFromTheWordIndustry June 6, 2018

ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE

Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*

by Its time to dudududududududuel May 16, 2018

Gabe Bines

A beautiful, handsome, and kind little nugget. Known for his Jewish heritage, Gabe Bines is strikingly attractive and has a wonderful personality.

Man: I dropped a penny!
Gabe Bines: MINEEEEEEEEE

by Feejface6969 August 13, 2018

Salad bites back

When the salad gets spicy

Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back

by Wet eggs May 13, 2019

Bitch bites

Small, tiny wussified bites, such as bites of food, whereby the Male failed to take a manly-man sized bite.

Did you try that new ice cream? (after showing her spoonful I took). "Yes, Jessica" She responded: No, those were bitch bites

by PookieJM March 22, 2021