Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

by StevePoodle August 3, 2025

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Bend

To drive.

I just got a new car so I'm ready to bend.

Or.
You can catch me bending corners in my hood.

by anonymous February 18, 2024

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Around the Bend

The Pearl Jam song that Airy HfjONE loves listening to.

Guy number one: Hey, whatcha' listening to?

Guy number two: Around the Bend.

Guy number one: Oh, I love that song!

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024

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space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.

If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

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vape bending

When the sickest vape tricks are performed. Any bending is matter bending. Vape bending is the bending of vape vapor into inumerous shapes and tricks. Under the banner of the all powerful vape nation: \//\.

Jack: Did you learn any new vape bending trick today?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?

by a fat cock nigga February 13, 2018

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