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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Getto Blasted

When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again
Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"
by Ray Odessa69 February 16, 2022
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580 blasted

Being fadded asf after smoking any form of weed
Yo Maddison was super high during class today
She was probably 580 blasted
by Goatedgoat March 3, 2022
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Power Blasted

When a man shoots his cum so intensely into a woman’s eye it blinds her.
Girl 1: Girl why you lookin at me like that

Girl 2: My mans came in my eye last night, I cant see!!

Girl 1: Girl you got Power Blasted!!
by Bunderwall April 15, 2022
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Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.
Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"
by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023
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Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas
Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:
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Flame blasted

Someone trying to steal your argument and trying to make it their argument while knowing they are in the wrong
She totally flame blasted me. She knew it was her fault during the whole argumemt
by Flame maker July 3, 2023
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