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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.
Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
by Dr. TS October 11, 2016
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Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
by LeTigra February 10, 2009
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beans and burgers

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC
and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers
by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019
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barsism

The act of "diving" (falling down on the pitch pretending being fouled), cheating and influencing the referees to gain advantage in a football match. The name comes from the way of play of FC Barcelona who popularized this behaviour in football when winning a couple of titles thanks to tricking referees.
- "Oh come on, look at them! They're falling down and grabbing their faces in agony when the opposite players barely get close to them!"
- "Yeah, they're on their barsism again."
by Urbaniak February 26, 2013
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Toe beans

Toe beans are the little foot pads at the bottoms of Cats feet. They look like itty bitty beans.

Cats often have 4 toe beans on the bottom of their paws not including the little middle bit.

I am told that a cat’s toe beans are made for stealth when walking and to keep them from hurting themselves, this is not true. They are kitty mittens and you can not convince me otherwise.
Awww! What cute toe beans!”
by PerseusJackson425 July 26, 2019
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Holy BEANS

ignore the above definition and here it goes: Holy BEANS is the discord username for an anonymous Irish girl who owns a server and was banned from the Tileman.io discord recently. damn fucking pea ;'(
Holy BEANS:UNMUTE ME
thetechtoot:posts cleavage job porn
pea: BANNED BOI
by thetechtoot May 4, 2020
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