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conversate-a-bate

the form of masturbation while haveing a telephone conversation.
When I'm on the phone with Cara, I love to conversate-a-bate.
by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008
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batesy

1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.
1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"
by Duran Duran April 25, 2006
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Batecat

Quite Simple, someone who is uber-1337 at being blatent.
"errr, ya batecat"
by UbeR-l33t-USP-HaxORz December 20, 2002
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Balfed

When playing the N64 game Supersmash Bros., you demolish someone so badly that not only do u have all of your lives, you have less than 50% damage. Usually happens to a person who thinks they're good, until their brought down to earth really quickly, you know, to put them in their place and such.
Quasie: Wow, you just got Balfed in this N64 game.
Dude who got shitted on: *sheds a tear*
by Starfox McLoud February 18, 2009
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baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.
I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.
by Nom de fake September 12, 2014
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The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.
"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."
by swervin November 2, 2009
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David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.
Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'
by John Smith233 October 9, 2011
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