dog in the bathtub

Trying to put your penis and balls into a woman's vagina. Trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

That bitch was so loose, I had to put the dog in the bathtub.

by Ryan the Man May 21, 2006

bedside baptist

a baptist who would rather stay in bed instead of going to church?

"where is john this morning?"
"he's a bedside baptist"

see matress worship

by lozikins May 9, 2010

In the bathtub

To be dead (in reference to the Fullhouse episode 'A Fish Called Martin' when Martin dies when Michelle puts him in a bubble bath)

Person #1: Wheres your grandma?
Person #2: In the bathtub
Person #1: Im so sorry :(

by majestic!dino March 18, 2008

Bathturbation

The act of masturbating in the shower. It's much harder for someone to be caught doing this, but they'll probably end up using up all of the hot water.

Example 1: Bob has been in the shower for 2 hours now. What's taking him so long? Is he bathurbating?

Example 2: Bathturbation is much easier than normal masturbation. No one will ever catch you in the act!

by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014

Anti-Baptist

anyone who stands on a corner or outside the Ace's and preaches hell-fire.

Anyone who think God hates Gays,Sodomites,Violence Lovers,Perverts, and some children

*Anti-Baptist* Arrrr you r a fagit and a pervert and are goin' to HELL!!!!!!
*Alex* at least I don't Fuck My Sister!!!!!
*Anti-Baptist*(makes odd motion)
*Anthony* Stupid Anti-Baptist!
*john* yea....

by KingToney September 28, 2007

Bakhtavar

another word for "Boss"
Someone who does his/her own thing without a care in the world of what others say.
Admired by those close to him/her, Envied by those who don't.
A leader.

yo, that dude is Bakhtavar.

He killing the game man, all those ladies think he's Bakhtavar.

swag pimp the Shit

by Big Daddy21 January 21, 2010

rusty bathtub

An asshole with a dried ring of poop all around it giving it the look of a rusted bathtub.

Guy 1: Did you try anal with her last night?
Guy 2: Nah man, she had a major rusty bathtub!

by SkrappyParks July 9, 2011