bagelwich

A sandwich with bagel bread used instead of plain bread.

Jorge: Aw man, I just made an awesome bagelwich.
James: What the hell is a bagelwich?
Jorge: A sandwich with bagel bread, duh.
James: o i c

by Trapt December 9, 2008

bagelly

When you are feeling in the mood for a bagel with a good helping of cream cheese.

"I'm feeling bagelly today."

by crystalizationn March 9, 2009

Bagel In My Wagel

When you have a bagel hidden in your pocket.

Friend 1: Hey man, I'm hungry!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!

by Kelloismyname December 11, 2010

babelphishing

Phishing scams that contains numerous grammatical errors, as if they were run through an automated translation service (such as Babelfish or Google Translate).

Adam: "It says I violated their Terms of Service."
Bob: "Yeah, but look at all the grammar mistakes. Some scammer is just babelphishing for your account info."

by Aaron of Minneapolis November 8, 2010

bagel with cheese and brocoli

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!

damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto

by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011

Clout Bagel

A legendary meme page via snapchat and instagram. It is ran by Papa Mat an she posts amazing memes and videos frequently

“Hey did you see Clout Bagel’s story today?”

“Yeah man I was pissing myself with laughter!”

by EthanEugene July 1, 2019

Brazilian Dirty Bagel

The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.

The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.

by REAPERDuh? December 4, 2011