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soggy bagel

Soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. The game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. When the bagel is passed to you, you jerk off into it 2. The last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets passed around has to eat it.
1: "What's up Shirley? How is Bill?"
"Oh he's had a busy day at work, so he's playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers"

"You guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!"
by Cuthroat Bill November 17, 2006
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bagel

another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs
“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)
by cakelo February 13, 2010
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honey badger

The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
by herpy July 26, 2011
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badger

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."
by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005
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football badgers

A Euro 2004 Version of the popular site, badgerbadgerbadger.com.

Visit it at www.footballbadgers.com
Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, England! Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, England, Engand! Football, Football!

GOOOOOOOAL! A GOAL! OH, IT'S A GOAL!
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Curious George Bagel

The delicate art of The Curious George Bagel can be mastered by inserting a banana, Musa acuminata, into the anal cavity of ones counterpart, then pulverizing said banana through either consensual or non consensual, yet highly illegal, sodomy. The Curious George Bagel may be served with or without nutty byproduct of said sodomy. The custom blend of banana-nut-defication is forced out from the sphincter and onto a bagel; serve warm.
"Carol wanted a curious george bagel, so I happily obliged."
by The Man with the Yellow Hizzat February 17, 2010
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dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.
"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"
by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008
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