Brandon 

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.

Ew, look at how Brandon he is

Brandon by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016

Brandon 

A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Brandon today???
Girl 2: yeah, I like him
Brandon: WHATTTT

Brandon by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016

Brandon 

sometimes sticky, always greasy . has weird rash on his hand that kinda looks like herpes . but nice! and gay but not GAY GAY.

Brandon , wow , what a man.

Brandon by pplover3000 July 19, 2018

Brandon 

Loser, annoying, selfish, imature, ugly

Brandon: I'm better than you and everyone else

Such a loser!!

Brandon by Hungry43 October 3, 2018

Brandon 

Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms

That guy is totally Brandoning that married lady!

Brandon by chelsea's man December 14, 2010

brandon 

someone who puts things in there ass that sould not go in there like bricks of cheese,broom sticks,tennis rackets,candy canes and last but not least medieval mace's

brandon

brandon by vhgj April 17, 2011

Brandon 

a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.

"can you believe that?! he is such a brandon!"

Brandon by say what i wanna what now!! September 30, 2011