Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009

Austin

Thinks he knows it all but truly knows nothing. Gets no girls. You might as well call him a feMale.

Youre such an Austin

by Aostin October 1, 2017

Austin

A guy who is irrelevant.

Did you see him today? He is becoming an Austin.

by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019

austin

someone with an abnormally huge nose

oh look it's austin cole david with his huge nose!

by hsdnmjfx March 16, 2017

Austin

A loving and caring guy who always pleases his girl friend. He has beautiful short, cropped brown hair and dark rich brown eyes. Not many people out there like him. Will surprise his girlfriend with anything when she's feeling down. Leave him and you'll realize you just made the biggest mistake in your life .

Hey do you know Austin? I kinda like him. Yeah he's already dating the hottest girl in school.

by Savagemanjeff2768 November 22, 2016

Austin

Austin is smart. He is shy around people he doesn't know and outgoing to his close friends. Austin doesn't look good, has bad hair, and smells like dog shit a lot. Austin is a natural born leader but can always use assistance.

" damn did u see Oscar the grouch?"

"Yeah his hair looks like an Austin's."

by Duad123 January 14, 2018

Austin

A very ugly guy that begs girls for nudes and doesn’t know what a real relationship is cause he’s tied up to his left hand more than anything

He is such a Austin

by Coco butter boi September 2, 2018