Auditor

Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets the wounded.

After the market crashed and we filed for bankruptcy, a team of auditors descended to pick the flesh from our broken bones.

by Harbinger of Defenestration July 13, 2009

audible chocolate

A smooth, silky voice that may go as far as to be considered as ear candy on one's eardrum.

Did you listen to the top-40 on the radio this morning? I think i can listen to Casey Kasem's audible chocolate all day.

by kkdontplay December 9, 2009

audible

Loud enough to be heard.

Meena was audible enough to be heard.

by Pooja sainarayan September 14, 2003

Audi 5

Slang for the slang term "outtie", as in "I'm outtie," meaning "I'm leaving."

"I'm Audi 5, yo."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

World's Best Auditor

1. Noun: Stemming from the non weakness of a DJM and abilities to work multiple Saturday's in a row. 2. verb: The act of performing to a standard just below DJM. 3. Understanding the pronouncements of SOP 81-1 paragraph 65.

Dave has exemplified himself as the "World's Best Auditor" from his ongoing commitment to the slavery of our business.

by World's Worst Auditor March 30, 2005

audi 5000

an announcement that you're taking off

a goodbye.

we were done with the lame party and wanted to go home so we were audi 5000

by kayla December 5, 2003

Audenshaw Sixth Form

Audenshaw Sixth Form is a protectorate of Audenshaw School. It was annexed in 1997 and has been under the rule of the Governor Robert Tadman for a large majority of this. Used mainly as a penal establishment it is protected by the 21st Prefect Division who are temporarily without their fearles leader. Inmates can leave but only on parole and often return on a daily basis. It has recently come under scrutiny from Her Majesty's Government due to it being a breeding ground for a strange life form known only as Scallius Burberrius, a hybrid of human and grandad clothing.

Welcome to Audenshaw Sixth Form - You'll Never Leave

by Stiggers February 26, 2004