Aeschgruus' nigga balls

Nigga balls owned by an aeschgruus

I stole the aeschgruus' nigga balls and am ready to cuddle them

by laurin and melissa's doggo January 30, 2025

Aeschgruss

A person from Aesch ZH in Switzerland. Additionally someone that deeply identifies with village and tribal culture from Aesch ZH.

Laurin is such an Aeschgruss. He always talks about his crop yield and fair maiden Melissa.

by Melissa Reiniger January 30, 2025

Asscalation

Where someone escalates an a situation to higher ups just to get one over on you/to spite you.

"Steven just called HR on me to be a dick"
"Omg that's such an asscalation"

by Bloody_Basket January 27, 2026

Arsch

Arse in German

Du bist ein Arsch! = You are an arse!

by daniel_sigma89977 February 10, 2025

Aeschgruus holiday

A holiday, that is marked by specific aeschgruus behviour, which is characterized by: A person from Aesch ZH in Switzerland. Additionally someone that deeply identifies with village and tribal culture from Aesch ZH.
Further it involves tribal violent sex with elderly women, which often ends in the climax of aeschgruus behaviour (unga bunga noises).

Laurin takes his well deserved Aeschgruus holiday. As he arrived in Italy he went straight to business and went looking for elderly women on the street. Ronja, Lara and Melissa are eager to please the Aeschgruus. They have a violent sex party, in which both Ronja and Lara leave their life. The Aeschgruus starts making climax noises:"Unga Bunga, I want to touch children"

by anonymous March 19, 2025

abschnecken

Used to describe a hot/attractive appearance of a person (at any given activity).

Auf der letzten Fete waren alle richtig am abschnecken.
Lass später ins Café gehen bisschen abschnecken.
Die sind ja sogar beim spazieren gehen voll am abschnecken.

by betongartenfete May 30, 2025

Arschgeige

Matsi Schatzi 💚

Wow he is such an Arschgeige

by MatsiFanclubHafencity2003 June 13, 2025