Cold as spheres 

Super cold, but more mature.

“Hey man, it’s as cold as spheres here in Canada!”

Cold as spheres by UrbanDictionaryVIP February 5, 2021

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

Illegal as shit by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

Bob As Saputra 

Bob As Saputra

Bob As Saputra

Bob As Saputra by Byu oke November 23, 2021

Bob As Saputra 

Bob As Saputra

Bob As Saputra

Bob As Saputra by Byu oke November 23, 2021

dumb as shit 

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

dumb as shit by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Hung as Stuart Little 

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.

Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.

Hung as Stuart Little by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022

Hip as Shit 

A person of business at the cutting edge of current trends and fads

Geez Laura, that Pharmacy is Hip as Shit! 💣💥

Hip as Shit by Widerstand May 17, 2023