alec baldwin

the coolest man alive; the sweetest dude living; total badass;

-Who is the coolest man alive again?
-Oh, you mean Alec Baldwin?
-yeah, that's right, I can't believe I forgot that.
-Neither can I. Everyone knows that, you assbag.

by DrewP December 12, 2006

Alchoholic

see: Jesus

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic

by Tristan June 6, 2004

alchemy

a "science" that was believed to turn lead into gold that was used before the creation of the scientific method in which if you don't know what that is fuckin look it up but thats not important the most common thing said about alchamists is that they were charlatans and crackpots but some of them were were famous scientists or scolars like isaac newton and robert boyle if you dont them yet again fuckin look it up now on with what i was saying there are 3 main goals to alchemy they are 1. The transmutation of metals into gold and silver 2. An elixir that will prolong life indefinitely 3. The transmutation of human life
yeah pretty much they wanted to make a philosephers stone so they could be youthful forever which i dont know why i mean when i thing youth i think being trapped in a happy flowery hell with maito gai and rock lee from naruto *gags*

alchemy is kewl and the reason i even did this was because my love for the fullmetal alchemist series and the llamas in my brain told me to

by buttongirl September 18, 2006

alchemy pirate

100% pure concentrated emo.

Damn, what an alchemy pirate.

by Your Motherfucking Mom December 14, 2006

alec penak

A dick that looks like an orbee. And a small ass. He sucks everyone and fucks everyone. But he tastes like a smartie.

Alec penak's dick smelled like a smartie.

by Alec penal June 9, 2016

Alecc

Alecc is a complete douche who nobody likes because he's annoying. Sings very inappropriate songs and is in general inappropriate. He is also very inconsiderate towards women. 👌👌👌

Person1: have you seen alecc today.
Person2: no, because I don't care.

by Oof.nope November 10, 2018

Alec

Alec is a nice, kind, caring person. Sometimes it may seem like he isn’t paying attention but trust me he is. Sarcasm is his best friend only people really close to him will understand his sarcasm. He is obsessed with Marvel literally had probably seen every marvel movie ever made. He only opens up to those he cares very deeply about. And if you ever have a chance to get with him then keep it. It’s pretty rare to see a single Alec. Oh and his obsession with baseball...oof. The Red Sox is his favorite team and nothing can get between him and his Red Soxes. I swear. And he argues with you just so he can keep the conversation going. He can be annoying but in a good way. Sometimes you’ll just want to get him out of your head but you just can’t he’s a reoccurring thought that you can’t get out of your head and end up always wanting him back. But you ruined your chances a long time ago.

Have you seen Alec today he wasn’t at school?

by Alivia :) August 3, 2019