lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.

Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."

by MechaWasTaken February 17, 2021

bum activity

term coined by mellowdee and judith the sixth to describe the activity by certain bums aka a certain goth

omg he’s on some mad bum activity

by big batty the fith January 22, 2024

active hours

When you be tweaking or just straight up horny

Guy 1: why is that dude hitting on every girl here?
Guy 2: probably his active hours

Guy 1: makes sense, would be wrong if he had a gf though

by Swagman86 December 1, 2021

Niggesh Activity

When your desi homie does something out of the box and you appreciate them for it.

Mr S: “I did a stream on YouTube with a positive community feedback”

Mr. B: “Full on Niggesh Activity”

by TheBhaasa April 10, 2024

activate

The act of planning sick leave in advance.

John: Hey, you coming to work tomorrow?
George: No. I'm planning to activate

by Work Sidekick September 29, 2022

Extraclitickler activities

Just a fancy term for women's masturbation.

I went out to my car 🚗 during lunch so the cummunist college and did some. Extraclitickler activities

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021