Definitions by LaurenEsMagical

Texually Active

one who engages in sex talk via text messages.
-not to get confused with textually active

Lauren- "Will just asked me if I wanted to have text sex"
Marina- "Well, are you texually active?"

To stop being a jerk. It has been decided that the only way to unassify a guy is to chop his testes off.

"Dude. You're being an ass. Go unassify yourself."

"Jack, you're mean. I'm not speaking to you until you unassify."