unassify

To stop being a jerk. It has been decided that the only way to unassify a guy is to chop his testes off.

"Dude. You're being an ass. Go unassify yourself."

"Jack, you're mean. I'm not speaking to you until you unassify."

by LaurenEsMagical October 06, 2008

Texually Active

one who engages in sex talk via text messages.
-not to get confused with textually active

Lauren- "Will just asked me if I wanted to have text sex"
Marina- "Well, are you texually active?"

by LaurenEsMagical October 07, 2008