Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.

Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!

by brownsource November 7, 2016

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024

wink-a-doo

When you wink at someone with the intentions of fucking

Preston gave alex the good ole wink-a-doo and they’ve been inseparable since

by Allystar August 11, 2022

Snooki-winks

A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.

After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"

by blankblonde August 18, 2010

wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.

"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.

You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.

by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021

Wink

Wink is a app like tinder full of weird strangers and people called PEDOPHILES, it is so weird that you have to delete the app the next hour. If you have wink then your a PEDOPHILE or a victim!!!😒😞

“Hey do you have wink?”
RANDOM: yeah
“Are u a minor on it?”
RANDOM: no??
PEDOPHILE!!

by Itsvivonthespot March 16, 2023