woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Jaime wink

Tightening the taint muscles, shortening the distance between the anus and the vulva/scrotum

“That sonnuvabitch cut me off and when he pulled up next to me I hung my ass out the window and gave him a Jaime wink!”

by Rat Shit 666 September 13, 2025

Sling-Shot Wink

When you send a "wink" on match.com (a way to reach out and let someone know you're interested) and the other party winks back instead of sending you an email reply. Now you have to write an email which you may as well have done from the start.

I sent a girl a wink to let her know I was interested. Rather than reply with an email I got a sling-shot wink back from her.

by jrn112162 May 7, 2013

french wink

when your dog has one ear up and one ear down

Murphy has a french wink going on.

by CreativeBruces August 15, 2018

Hineyheek~Wink

When the man is hineyheeking and aims towards the wrong hole, the butthole winks!

Oh no, not there, wrong hole. You just made me hineyheek~wink!

by Str8sexychk October 9, 2023

Winking Owel

When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.

I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.

by The Deodouble Jizzeh August 20, 2021

Snooki-winks

A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.

After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"

by blankblonde August 18, 2010