Get the flat earthermug. Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.
Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005
Get the flat lizardingmug. by Chandee May 19, 2006
Get the flat woodmug. A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.
Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.
by Fleurbeurgeur September 16, 2013
Get the two flatmug. Life-size cutouts of deployed service members, and given by the Maine National Guard to spouses, children, and relatives back home.
by M Haanel September 28, 2006
Get the flat daddymug. by Platten December 7, 2021
Get the Flat Earthermug. by Graceys Greatest love machine December 21, 2021
Get the Flat tyremug.