Filthy Kevin

Shitting ones pants when undertaking outdoor activities alone. Usefully resulting in the wearing of another persons pants due your own being soiled.

My cousin went hiking and got lost and disoriented. He must had gone the “ filthy Kevin” ,cause when I saw him come back down the hill he was wearing somebody’s pants and not his own.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023

filthy shirley

When a girl fucks a guy you thought was your friend, and then blames you for it. See also "Sky"

Sky pulled a Filthy Shirley on me...it caused quite a rukus!!

by Steelslinger74 March 7, 2020

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

The filthy kevin

When you kill someone in an online game and it was so good it made you nut

You kill someone and you feel it deserves the filthy kevin

by Beanman684 October 18, 2020

The Filthy Kemp

Having rapid anal sex whilst vigorously fisting the pussy all whilst the partner smothers the ‘Filthy Kemp’ in peanut butter and flicks his nipples. All whilst an audience of elderly women watch.

Brian did The Filthy Kemp with Cassandra last night. shit got all over the floor and jizzle.

by THE LATINA January 25, 2023

Filthy Fred

The act of using a meat of choice and violently sticking it up the bartender’s anus

Tyrone: Oh no! Hes doing the Filthy Fred on the bartender!

by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021

Filthy Shuffle

When filthy p sees Wings (preferably TGI Fridays) and he feels the need to dance

Hey, did you see how Filthy P gets around wings?
Yup he had to hit that Filthy Shuffle.

by Sunroof balla May 30, 2016