Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.

Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Zombie Relationship

A zombie relationship is what you get when the relationship has died, (and we all know you can't come back from the dead) but they try to make it work anyway.

Yeah Dan and Sarah just need to call it, their zombie relationship clearly isn't working.

by Lungenbrotchen April 4, 2019

Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.

Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.

by PharmGirl99 August 22, 2011

Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.

"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.

by urbanronin September 25, 2021

Zombie Serious

When you're serious, but not quite dead serious.

Example Person 1: "Dude! Are you serious?!?!"
Cool Person 1: "Yep. Zombie serious."

by Tori~MP3 November 22, 2009

Swollen Zombie

Another term for blue balls.

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017

Society Zombie

1.) A person whom follows the actions of day to day society with no regard for himself or anyone else in their life.

2.) Someone that has no interest in bettering themselves.

3.) A follower.

Kevin never takes initiative to do anything over and above. He's such a Society Zombie!

by iDenzilla June 15, 2011