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Donald Von Shitsinpantz

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
Here comes Donald Von Shitsinpantz again. Get ready to hold your nose.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024
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Donald von Shitsinpantz

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
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King Von

King Von is a dead ass nigga, he is currently 6 feet under dirt and is not coming back for a while. YB on top smoking that Von pack.
We from 63rd
Is that the dead ass bitch king Von?
Von Pack
by JadaisLame November 19, 2023
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Von

Von is very weird. People tell her she is pretty but she doesn’t believe them. Von isn’t happy with her self so instead of trying to fix it to be a “perfect girl” that you ring on instagram she never goes out and only goes to school and back. Von is very delusional about one boy and she can’t keep her eyes off of him. People often tell her to stop but in her mind she knows it’s not that easy. Von is very competitive and she HATES losing. She often plays sports to keep her mind off everything around her. Von has a really bad attitude when you first get to know her because her guard stays up so if she’s ever hurt you LET HER KNOW. If you get a Von you should love them and never let them go.
If you get a Von treat her with respect
by Hearts444hannah November 20, 2023
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sldinging for von
slide for von not like lil durk lil durk is a pussy ass nigga-,youngboy better
by king von slider December 14, 2023
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Viktor von Rohr

Usually referred to someone very cool and awesome. The word has its origin from the one and only Viktor von Rohr. He is a very cool guy that lives in Sweden, Stockholm.
Wow you did a Viktor von Rohr, thats so cool
by Libtardslayer November 16, 2018
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