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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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Low IQ Situation

A set of circumstances one finds himself in that are a direct result of complying with unreasonable demands, hasty decision making, or social pressure. The situation has no upside, and in fact, is a drain on time, creativity, and resources well after the situation has ended.

Fatigue caused by prolonged exposure to low IQ situations transforms unwilling participants into instigators.
He got himself in one too many Low IQ Situations with his ex-girlfriend that eventually he got addicted to drugs to cope and now he can’t even be in a social setting without embarrassing himself.
by saintsundere September 15, 2024
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two dry frogs is a situation

A: *doing not fun stuff*
A: TWO DRY FROGS IS A SITUATION
B: ikrrrr
by sn0wdr1ft3720 July 17, 2025
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situation

"My sister has a good situation as a teacher in the local school."
by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025
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Weidel situation

A scenario in which a rainbow identifying person (i.e. lesbian, gay, trans) openly degrades, humiliates, speaks out against and looks down on other rainbow identifying people.

Named after Alice Weidel, a far-right German politician who leads the AfD party, which is anti-rainbow and anti-immigrant… and the funny thing is, she’s a married lesbian whose wife is an immigrant.
He’s gay but he literally thinks non binary people aren’t real, trans people are less than and that only he can speak about issues plaguing the LGBTQ community. He even tried turning multiple rainbow clubs on campus against each other… kinda seems like a Weidel situation doesn’t it?
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Seatbelt Situation

A scenario that feels unnecessary 99% of the time — until that 1% shows up.
- Backing up my files always felt unnecessary... until my laptop died.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.

- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"

A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."

- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025
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double AFK situation

Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.
Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
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