short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”

by Something Stupid September 27, 2014

Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

Short tongue

Explaing something short and sweet, without babing it for the weak.

Don't short tongue me you know I'm not intelligent enough to comprehend that

by Prickley October 6, 2018

in my shorts

Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.

by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019

cut it short

Someone who can’t read a tape in other words a fucking rookie. Never gunna make it as a Benny mac

U really fucked that rail u will never be a Benny Mac u cut it short

by Half ass fencer October 7, 2019

Short Pulling

Wanking on a floppy, limp, flaccid penis.

I was short pulling last night. Never could get it up.

She was short pulling after I nutted.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Bootay shorts

So I went to wendys and they say no booty shorts and i'm like "WHY NO BUY 2 FOR 1 BOOTAY SHORTS MAN?? ITS SIMPLE MATH, 2 X 1 MAN" Anyways thats why I don't eat there anymore. Burger king is very underrated I would eat there more if they gave away more coupons. I can never tell the difference between the bacon and mayo. COME BUY MY BOOTAY SHORTS TO ATTRACT YOUR HOT DRAGON BABE BY THEM STARING AT YO ASS! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS HOW TO GET LAID MAN

"I BOUGHT RIN YAKAGEMI'S 𝟮 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟭 BOOTAY SHORTS!"

by Rin Yakagemi February 23, 2021