rug rat

A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.
damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!
by smith July 27, 2004
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rug muncher

a shot with tequilla, gold shlanger and zambuka. has to be taken with a slice of lime. first lick the lime, down the shot and then munch into the lime!shot, drink, lime
i love a good rug muncher!
by gnasher456 January 08, 2009
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rug cutter

That dude right there is a good rug cutter
by streetvisionz February 18, 2005
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rug muncher

Someone whom is very fond of "sushi"
boy that lesbian sure likes her rug munchers
by Maddog de Cann May 11, 2003
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rug fish

A promiscuous woman with horribly fried/colored/permed hair = rug (hair texture and appearance) fish = referring to a skanky chick who most likely is festering a few stds. The type of girl who will be your friend but will sleep with any guy you express interest in anywhere.
She is such a rug fish!
by lovebugs September 07, 2009
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rug rage

1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.
I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.
by RugRager March 14, 2015
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The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy
Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.
by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017
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