Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005

Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family

“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”

by phatwastaken November 21, 2021

Hamilton Fuck

When you and yo ho feelin aroused by the smell of freedom served up by Lin Manuel Miranda, so you beat box with your cock, walk ten paces, scream “I’m not throwin away my shot”, but then surprise yo bitch when you spunk yo man batter into her mug.

Hey bitch, this rap musical shit has me feelin sprightly, whaduhyousay we head to the bedroom and Hamilton Fuck our way to freedom?

by Shownuff6969 July 9, 2020

creamy hamilton

When Mike Pence vividly dreams of a bukake session with the entire cast of Hamilton. Usually on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons.

I can't just bust out a creamy Hamilton right here and now! -Mike Pence

by LaShanda Carver December 18, 2017

Liam Hamilton

QT PA TOOTIE

i love liam hamilton

by ANtonio sOmehinth May 16, 2022

Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers

HE IS THE GOD. HE WAS CREATED AT THE START OF THE UNIVERSE.

Who do you worship? Oh I worshup Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers.

by jackka April 25, 2023

hamilton

THE BEST FREAKING MUSICAL OF 2016 AND FOREVER.
Empowerment, Inspiration, & Sadness.
its perfect. <3

Person 1: Hey man, you heard of Hamilton?
Person 2: OUI OUI MON AMI/AMIE!
Person 3: PERSON 1 DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT!
Person 4: I'm totally telling the story of tonight
Person 5: omg how can i say no to this!
Person 6: person 5, don't say that! OR ELSE YOU WILL BURN.

by stupidjokesaremyspecialty October 21, 2019