bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation

I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?

by Scrappy012482 July 14, 2016

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Reacharound BJ

In the casino game Blackjack, this term is used when you get a 21 off an Ace being your second card. This is inspired by the sexual maneuver of the same name.

Jane Doe: Nice, you got a little reacharound BJ! That should end the cold streak.
John Doe: Now I just have to make the other 10,000 back...

by DaRealOne64 September 7, 2023

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Self proclaimed asshole but is actually not. His goods is good good. Hidden talent puts vibrators to shame. Walls are hit on the daily. You’ll be fed with his amazing cooking skills. His specialty is 6+ inch Subway. He is selfless and is always willing to help. He is intense almost to a fault. Yacht rock music playlist can be expected to be playing in the background.

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by dfdddfdDalupan June 29, 2022

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BJ

BJ, or short for Blackjack (not to be confused with Blowjob), is a popular card game played in casinos, where players compete against the dealer rather than each other. The objective is to have a hand value as close to 21 as possible without exceeding it. Each player is dealt two cards, and the dealer gets two, with one face-down. The numbered cards (2-10) are worth their face value, face cards (J,Q,K) are worth 10 points, and A can be 1 or 11 depending on what benefits the player more. Players can choose to Hit (draw a card) or Stand (keep their current hand), but if a player’s hand exceeds 21, they "bust" and lose immediately. If your hand is closer to 21 than the dealer’s, you win. If the dealer busts, all remaining players win. If you get 21 on the first two cards (an A + any card with 10 points), that’s a Blackjack (BJ) and you win immediately.

The dealer lost all the money in the game of BJ because I got a BJ in the last round, so he is giving me a BJ to compensate.

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