Zombie Boyfriend 

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.

Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."

Zombie Boyfriend by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

Zombie Hunting

Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.

Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?

Fred: What's that?

Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.

Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!

Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.

Zombie Hunting by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012

zombie rash 

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!

zombie rash by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012

zombie poop 

When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.

Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"

zombie poop by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022

zombie hippies 

super-sketchy lot-kids who are dirty as hell and will try to bum your cigarettes and drugs because they don't have any money since they spent it on supplies to make shitty lighter cases (which they sell for $10). they have no intention other than getting fucked up on everyone else's drugs, but somehow still manage to get into the show/festival...
and just when you think you've lost them, they show up outside your hotel room, begging you to let them in because they know you're smoking mad weed.

"dude, did you hear that?"
*peers through peep-hole of the hotel room door*
"holy shit! zombie hippies! be quiet and turn off the lights!"

zombie hippies by mirandawho March 29, 2010

Zombie-Kata 

n - Kata that is performed in a slow and sluggish manner, having your arms swing around in "undead motions" like a zombie.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Why is your kata so sloppy and weak?
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.

Zombie-Kata by Gorillafaceoff May 12, 2011

Zombie Tits

Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and effectively appalling to all five senses.

I would have totally fucked that chick last night if it weren't for the lazy eye... oh yeah and those nasty Zombie Tits.

Ref. See 28 Days Later, 93min in.

Zombie Tits by Professor Lambeau March 4, 2009