obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017

Year of the Opps

2023 is the year of the Opps

“Yo butch did you hear 2023 is the year of the opps

by Harrycrane78 January 20, 2023

butt year

When something or someone takes an absurdly long time (a year is a long time in the life of a butt).

"Ugh can we leave already? You're taking a butt year to get ready!"

by Harassa of Parassa July 8, 2016

First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂

‘Oh look it’s first years’

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’

by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019

Vagina year

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.

Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"

by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011

Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.

Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.

by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017

Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)

Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."

by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015