Woke Princess

She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.

Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.

by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023

Woke moat

Strategically embracing woke culture to dissuade participation from those who would find it toxic.

Alt-right trolls don’t want to join Bluesky because of its woke moat.

by wmv420 April 29, 2023

Finna woke

Finna meaning 'going to' and woke as in 'past wake' put together, going to past wake.

You wanna know what really Jennas my Marbles? How finna woke Pam is.

by Jadynisc00l May 20, 2018

Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.

Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet

by Aknut47 May 30, 2022

Woke fragility

When a woke person says something ridiculous and you push back against them, and then they react by calling you names and refusing to debate.

Alice: All white people are racist.
Bob: Wait, isn't that a racist thing to say?
Alice: Your refusal to understand just proves that you're a racist!
Jane: Sounds like Alice is experiencing woke fragility.

by itinerant_arbuthnot October 10, 2022

Woke-aholic

People drunk on wokeness

The woke-aholic people we’re drunk on their power to define racism.

by SJ75418 September 2, 2021

Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022