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Wang wizard

A person who is highly skilled at performing fellatio.
Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!
by Chad Apollo February 25, 2018
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

1900 Fantasy novel written by American author L. Frank Baum, it is said to be inspired by the gold and silver standard at the time.

A young Kansas farm girl is swept away by a tornado and magically transported to an exotic far away land of magic, witches and wizards.

Written for American children who could understand it and relate to it better than older European fairy tales. Over the years it has been claimed as the first true American fairy tale, and to this day is regarded as one the greatest novels ever written.

It is book one of a long series of following Oz books (Thirteen sequels), and has been adapted to screen and stage multiple times including the famous 1939 movie "The Wizard of Oz" starring Judy Garland and Broadway's smash hit musical "Wicked" starring Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth.
"We're off the see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!"
by Deter Dan April 10, 2017
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Rusty Wizard

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.
"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."
by Archipelagoes June 17, 2015
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i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician September 8, 2019
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Megward the Wizard

A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.
Common examples of Megward the Wizard:

Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)
by Orion Icarus April 25, 2015
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Shady Wizard

Originated at Summer Solstice 2018;
A Shady Wizard is a role often played by a guiding or taunting figure while one is experiencing a psychedelic trip, usually due to having more experience than the rest of the party.
Their psychological power and needed reliability/trust is what makes them so shady...
"Mate I'm freaking out. My whole body is heating up, is that supposed to happen?"
"Nah mate, never seen that before. Maybe you're dying!?"
"Stop fuckin with me, ya shady wizard! What's going on?"
by The Sesh Gremlinz August 11, 2018
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