A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.
Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013
Get the jordan wintermug. When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice
by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022
Get the Chicago Wintermug. by .gay.f4.winter April 15, 2022
Get the .gay.f4.wintermug. by Dustin MacDonald March 26, 2005
Get the nuclear wintermug. The compton of the east coast.
by ac333334 December 9, 2008
Get the Winter Parkmug. That which cancelled out global warming.
Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter cancelled it out.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter cancelled it out.
by kosherpickle December 9, 2008
Get the nuclear wintermug. The most wonderful boy you can ever meet. he is caring, loving, smart and handsome. He is the best friend a boy can have and the most amazing boyfriend a girl can have.The one that will be there for you all the time. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. His eyes are as beautiful as a the ocean. He is great at sports and will try his best to make you happy.
by Winter Spring June 19, 2021
Get the Winter Springmug.