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Windows key

A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.

For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.

However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."

"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
by Robot Quartet February 2, 2004
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jizz windows

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.
by R. Tran December 3, 2006
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Boob Window

A hole in a woman's shirt revealing her cleavage.
she thought she was dressing classy but the boob window made her look trashy.
by labrooks August 22, 2008
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window seat

1. Seat with the better view.

2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.
1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.

2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.
by Shannoner March 16, 2008
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Window To Heaven

When a woman wears a button up shirt and its tight across her boobs, and the shirt comes open between the buttons.....you can see inside her shirt and see her boobs!!
Christie, thats a tight shirt you have on today, i can actually see a "window to heaven"
by Steve Dempsey June 1, 2009
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Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.
Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!
by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009
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Windows ME

The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies.

Arguably the worst operating system ever

SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit
my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"
by FML2009 January 25, 2010
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