Whack Rat

One who saves every dirty mag and porno they have ever bought, they usually have closets full of the stuff. They will never throw it out and will go back sometimes, and whack off to shit several years old because they can't help themselves. Support groups are beginning to pop up here and there but most are to busy whacking off the attend them.

I was over at Rick's house last night and his closet is full of porn, he's a damn whack rat. Must be a thousand mags in there.

by Moneyshotman February 8, 2010

gin whacking

To do pretty much nothing while at work. To be lazy and/or accomplish nothing throughout the work day.

Bob is worthless as hell. He is always gin whacking around.

by Word chaser August 23, 2009

Whack Nut

A weirdo who is messed up and also stupid. An absolute speng lord.

My guy you’re a wacky whack nut

by TomNation999 November 13, 2018

whack day

Another nickname for Wednesday, similar to Hump Day.

Next Whack Day, everyone's getting together at my place for some Rum Punch.

by b and v August 4, 2007

whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

by Donkalo August 19, 2008

Sickety Whack

1. Ridiculous (whack), yet awesome circumstances
2. Agreement that something is ridiculously awesome
3. Stating something is ridiculously awesome
4. Synonym of Bomb Diggity

T. The maths exam was cancelled
K. Sickety Whack

K. Saw a 67 fastback mustang
T. Sickety Whack

K. Had the most Sickety Whack weekend.

by Scotty2127 July 9, 2007

jobbie whacked

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010