road weenie

A full grown man who wears spandex and rides a bicycle down the road, often taking a whole lane of traffic.

Didn't mama ever tell you to leave your toys in the yard ya fuckin' road weenie.

road weenie by Drewski Brewski May 25, 2019

Got That Weenie 

Performing Or Doing Something Below Standard, or Not Performing To Your Full Ability.
And/Or Someone That Is Weak and/or Not As Tough As Another Person

Man That Fool Got Beat Up, Man He Got That Weenie.
They Lost The The Football Game Because They Got That Weenie.
Why You Acting Like A Punk,You Got That Weenie.

Got That Weenie by Goldie The One August 22, 2010

Ultra meanie weenie 

A phrase often used to describe an illiterate fetus boy by the name of Josh Edwards

Nice person 1: Ew, have you talked to Josh today?
Nice person 2: Yes, *eye roll* I very much dislike that that ultra meanie weenie

Ultra meanie weenie by Isthismandatory March 25, 2019

d 7 weenie 

Level 7 weenie/penis/dick. An achievement of having a 7 inch penis that has been inside a minimum of 10 vaginas of equal or higher age, should be seen as a sign of power and confidence to rival God unless in the presence of a higher level

Bob: He has unlock the legendary d 7 weenie
Jeff: Impossible that's only possible with a dark type

d 7 weenie by Godbush August 6, 2022

cocktail weenie 

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."

cocktail weenie by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009

Beanie Weenie 

Ghetto or "hood" children of Latin American descent. Similar in usage to "niglet"

That lady with all the beanie weenies running around just used her food stamps to buy pizza and pop.

Beanie Weenie by narddog August 4, 2014

Yolking your weenie

When eating a fried egg sandwich naked, the yolk drips down and lands on your penis.

Remember when Xander's mom made egg sandwiches? You were yolking your weenie all night long.

Yolking your weenie by pipewrench January 14, 2014