Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.

Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.

by Ron Speed December 25, 2012

frog week

the biggest 10 day rager in america at james madison university

lets get sloshed, it’s frog week.

by dilfnation August 20, 2023

MC Week

Like the usual week, except Friday is Saturday.... not sure what to call Saturday now though.

MC: I'm currently working my Saturday off.

Me: Who gets Saturday off in this industry?
MC: Today is my Saturday, which is a Friday, but you should have known that. You idiot.
Me: oh, you didn't say you were looking at the MC Week

by breakalim March 25, 2022

a perfekt week

To sleep with seven different girls in seven consecutive nights and to get no rejection. Or in other words: seven nights,seven girls,zero rejections. This is the sexual equivalent of baseball's perfekt game.

Barney Stinson achieved a perfekt week

by Me_from_Vn August 25, 2010

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014

Week in the hole

When a new employee has to wait one week after they start their job to get their first paycheck.

Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.

Friend : "good luck on your new job'"
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."

by dawnmusic January 9, 2019

Sexy Week

A week full of drinking and sex.

Jamie: "How was your holiday?"
Jonas: "It was amazing, it was one sexy week!"

by Mr Mississipi July 8, 2009